Posted 8 hours ago
I always look forward to the rating at the end of your reviews, because of how clever your comparisons are. My favorites usually don't have to do with the game's content, like a cancelled Christmas or a broken marriage. Are there any ratings you're particularly fond of, or that you had trouble coming up with?
themisterbenjy asked

One of my favorites is a Broken Marriage out of ten.

Posted 16 hours ago

reeeque:

Found someone cool!!! #projared

Posted 1 day ago
Shirtless selfie?
Anonymous asked

You first.

Posted 2 days ago
are you into BDSM?
Anonymous asked

No, can’t say that I am.

Posted 2 days ago
Point of note: My girlfriend has a crush on you and I have one on your girlfriend. Take that as you will.
Anonymous asked

Solution: We get each other. They get each other.

Posted 2 days ago
Why do so many sexual freaks ask you anon questions?
Anonymous asked

Don’t call them sexual “freaks”. There should be nothing “freaky” or strange or weird or scary about sexuality. 

Maybe they ask me that stuff because I’m one of the few people who get that.

Posted 2 days ago
Are you ever disturbed by questions you get from your fans? (Ps. I think you're awesome.)
thewrightattorneys asked

I’ve never been fully “disturbed”, no. 

Posted 2 days ago
What is your greatest accomplishment in life? Succeeding in Youtube? Marrying a cosplaying wife? The whole world wanting to see your gigantic dick?
Anonymous asked

That’s a hard question to answer, but I’d have to say a little bit of all of the above.

I married an incredible woman who is inspiring and incredible. Very few people “make” it on YouTube, and I’ve managed to sustain myself on it. From a very young age, I always wanted to be an entertainer and bring as many strangers laughter into their lives as possible. In a way, I’m still doing that. While I don’t know the greatest, I know of some pretty good ones that I do not take for granted.

Plus the whole world wants to ride dis dik.

Posted 2 days ago
have you ever sucked dick?
Anonymous asked

Nope. I have not.

Posted 2 days ago
Jared, I randomly felt like letting you know that I love to HATE you. You make me laugh, I enjoy your videos, but DAMMIT we have opposed opinions!! GOD, I hate you! Keep up the good work ^-^ (also, I'm sorry this isn't a question. I tried to think of one, but... I guess I don't want to know anything beyond what you're willing to answer to other people. Oh well)
missyennon asked

Nonsense. You’re allowed to like people who have opposing opinions.

Besides, we both agree that I’m the absolute best of everything.